Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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