why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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