There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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