is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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