Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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