I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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