how can u be prego again
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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