You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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