I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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