Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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