I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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