Sober January is a disaster.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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