it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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