He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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