I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
