there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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