I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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