dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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