so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize