We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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