I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
