Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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