i just sold back the books i vomitted on
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I need water and some morals
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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