im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You have to summon your inner elephant
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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