no, he came in my armpit
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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