I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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