If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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