me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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