dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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