oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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