Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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