i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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