i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
