i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Naked Twister starts at high noon
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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