sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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