See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the day after is always just damage control
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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