Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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