Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
