You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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