my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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