i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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