She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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