Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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