How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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