In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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