I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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