Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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