His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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