and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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