There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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