There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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