dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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