woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Sorry my hands just texted you
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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