Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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