in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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