I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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