No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
this will be a night to untag.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I am one with the molecules
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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